Harper committed her first act of assault last night, and it was quite funny. (Please do not be offended if you have ever been a victim of an unfunny assault.) Jeff randomly put his head up to my stomach - I am not exactly sure what he thought he might hear - and out of nowhere, Harper straight up kicked him in the ear! Now this is behavior we cannot condone for very long, but we might have to let it slide this one time considering the limits of jurisdiction. :)
As of this afternoon, she has not committed any other acts of violence. So far, so good!