Answer: You don't.
Ugh, this kid is killing me today. Won't take a nap. Nope, no way, no how. I've attempted bribes and trickery, but apparently I am no match for a ten-month old.
If only she would listen to my advice and hit snooze for an hour or so! Doesn't she know there will come a time when she will desperately want a nap, but the man will say "no, get back to work...and try to look happy this time!" If only she knew what she is missing out on this afternoon!